Join Simplicity McSnark as she uncovers the frosty reality that ice is cold. In this hilariously snarky episode, she breaks down this mind-numbing concept with her signature dry humor and razor-sharp wit. From winter wonderlands to icy drinks, prepare for a chilling journey through the absurdity of human ignorance. Spoiler alert: if you didn’t know ice was cold, you might want to reconsider your life choices.
Ice Is Cold
"The Chilling Truth That Will Freeze Your Brain"
Sep 18, 2024

It's Not So Complicated
Prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer simplicity of life's so-called "complexities." In this podcast, your host - a self-proclaimed genius with a PhD in Common Sense and a master's in Sarcasm - breaks down the most overrated "difficult" concepts into bite-sized pieces of obvious truth.
Each week, we'll tackle earth-shattering topics like:
*Why water is wet (spoiler alert: because it's not dry, duh)
*The intricate art of blinking (open eyes, close eyes, repeat)
*How to breathe while sleeping (just don't die, it's that easy)
Warning: This podcast may cause severe eye-rolling, uncontrollable sighs, and the sudden realization that you've been overthinking everything your entire life. Side effects may include a bruised ego and the urge to slap your forehead repeatedly.
So, if you're tired of pseudo-intellectuals making simple things complicated, tune in and let us crush your illusions of grandeur. Remember, "It's Not So Complicated" - because if you think it is, you're probably just not that smart.
New episodes drop whenever we feel like it, because scheduling isn't rocket science either.
Prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer simplicity of life's so-called "complexities." In this podcast, your host - a self-proclaimed genius with a PhD in Common Sense and a master's in Sarcasm - breaks down the most overrated "difficult" concepts into bite-sized pieces of obvious truth.
Each week, we'll tackle earth-shattering topics like:
*Why water is wet (spoiler alert: because it's not dry, duh)
*The intricate art of blinking (open eyes, close eyes, repeat)
*How to breathe while sleeping (just don't die, it's that easy)
Warning: This podcast may cause severe eye-rolling, uncontrollable sighs, and the sudden realization that you've been overthinking everything your entire life. Side effects may include a bruised ego and the urge to slap your forehead repeatedly.
So, if you're tired of pseudo-intellectuals making simple things complicated, tune in and let us crush your illusions of grandeur. Remember, "It's Not So Complicated" - because if you think it is, you're probably just not that smart.
New episodes drop whenever we feel like it, because scheduling isn't rocket science either.Listen on
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